Bridal Biology

I am not God, but if I was, I am pretty sure that if I knew that a certain bride with a full time job, who, on the back end of a very full and overwhelming bridal shower and a significant haitus on the part of her errant therapist, was also entering a critical part of her monthly cycle, then I would do one of those acts of mercy I am oh so famous for and I would lay off the menstrual cramps for the three months prior to her wedding.

It's totally weird to imagine a world where I would be nicer than God.